Max

"You can sell any black man"  ~Max

Max
Maxpiewalker is a 12 year old Ethiopian boy who crawled onto Oppy's porch one day. Ever since then he has been raised and cared for by Oppy, which is why you can see them together in the wild, stalking their prey.

Max has feared black men all his life until one day he ran into an intellectual Jamaican spider by the name of SpooderCooce (DJ Spider) in 1947 with oppy whilst filming an episode for his TV show Piewalker64. DJ Spider taught him the way of the Jamaican people over the course of 19 years. He and DJ Spider are good friends to this day.

It is of common belief that Max is the second coming of Jesus H. Christ. In 1997 Max fasted for 93 days and 93 nights because he forgot where the door to the kitchen was. During that time he only consumed high alkaline water and his own urine. Max has also been known to turn water into grape flavored Kool-Aid in the matter of seconds.

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